13 Dirty Jokes Which Will Make You Go Mad While Laughing

Whenever life gets sad, ugly or bad, just smile Is it difficult? Why are we here?

If you are having a bad day today, here we are to take your sorrows away for a while and make you laugh out loud with a list of dirty but really funny jokes. Because no matter how dirty or how bad a joke is, if it makes you laugh, it has done its job.

1 Question: What do you call an expert fisherman?
Answer: A Master Baiter

2 Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
Answer: For fingering a minor.

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3 Why can’t you hear a psychologist using the bathroom?
Answer: Because the ‘p’ is silent!

4 What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Answer: Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!

5 What do a p*nis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common?
Answer: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

6 What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
Answer: I want you inside me!

7 What do you call a guy with a small d*ck?
Answer: Just-in!

8. Know what a 6.9 is?
Answer: Another good thing screwed up by a period.

9. How do you know that you have a high sperm count?
Answer: “She has to chew before she swallows.”

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10. What are the three shortest words in the English language?
Answer: Is It In?

11. What does one saggy b*ob say to the other saggy b*ob?
Answer: If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.

12. What did the O say to the Q?
Answer: Dude, your d*ck’s hanging out.

13. What do you call a man who cries while he m*sturbates?
Answer: A tearjerker.

We are sure you can’t wait to share them with your friends!

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